[Intro]
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4 (x4)
[Verse]
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I was seeking out for a funnel
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Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
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Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
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Like Pepe le Pew the scent, hey, hey, had lightweight
[Chorus]
E G E
clutch!
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
[Verse]
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She laughs about it
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Shrinking and flexing if the wind blows just right
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Jacking themselves off polyester
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I wanna jump, just isn't right Hey! When am I getting it back?
[Chorus]
E G E
clutch!
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
[Mid-section]
F E N.C.
I don't know why
F E N.C.
I got a joke to silly to say
F E N.C.
Don't touch the balls
F E G D
I got a dick, Dick, hear my fucking hate!
[Chorus]
E G E
clutch!
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
[Verse]
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If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
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Fiberglass insulated, disguised as cotton candy
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Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
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Feeling can't help me romp
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Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
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Billy's slit reminds me of someone
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I'm sick of paying for the love boat
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Tony and Tenille say, wanna jump rope, and I say
[Chorus]
E G E
look!
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my liberty
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
[Mid-section]
F E
spayed
N.C.
Nothing hard
F E N.C.
I gotta be around pussy
F E N.C.
Don't let me fall
F E G D5
I got a huh, huh, well you can't
[Chorus]
E G E
live
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
