This version sounds pretty weird, tune the guitar slightly sharp
[Spoken]
N.C.
Fitter, happier, more productive
Comfortable (not drinking too much)
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
Bbm
A patient, better driver
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
Adim
No paranoia
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Bbm
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
Adim
Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
Gm
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
Car wash (also on Sundays)
No longer afraid of the dark
Or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
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Adim
Nothing so childish
At a better pace
Slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned (but powerless)
Gm
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Adim
Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Gm
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Bbm
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics
