guitar part:  
e|------| 
B|------| 
G|--0-2-| 
D|-4----| 
A|------| 
E|------| 
       A    A7 
he's a miniature philosopher 
   Dm     A7        Dm 
he stands five foot three 
    A7     C                A7 
but no one takes him seriously 
        Cm        
he's in love with Gertrude Lullaby 
        Cm/B             G 
but she doesn't care for him 
            E7 
he's like a house boy to Miss Lullaby 
          Cm                D 
and their future looks very dim 
 
e|-----| 
B|-----| 
G|-2-1-| 
D|-2-1-| 
A|-----| 
E|-----| 
       A    A7 
he's a miniature philosopher 
         Dm       A7     Dm 
he takes notes on all he reads 
         A7      C           A7 
but that doesn't satisfy his needs 
       Cm               
he's a desk clerk at the bank and trust 
                Cm/B                       G 
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there's so many contracts and paperwork to do 
           E7           
he gets so busy at the bank and trust 
            Cm                      D 
there is no time for Nietzsche or Camus 
 
e|-----| 
B|-----| 
G|-2-1-| 
D|-2-1-| 
A|-----| 
E|-----| 
       A    A7 
he's a miniature philosopher 
          Dm     A7    Dm 
he writes essays on Voltaire 
    A7    C                 A7        
but if he died no one would care 
   G                                         C# 
he doesn't know why his life turned out this way 
       D#m            Adim          G#dim F#        B 
no one ever reads his dissertations or    allegoric plays 
      Dm          (guitar part) F#m       Em    Bm 
so he comforts himself while    searching for a rhyme 
         Bm                       G 
that the public rarely recognizes genius in their time 
C           D 
poor little guy 
       A     A72 
he's a miniature philosopher 
          Dm     A7    Dm 
though he hasn't got a friend 
  
                   A7     C      A7 
he's sure he'll be famous in the end