intro
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I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late
G C
Spicy was big, burly and strong
G D
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
G C
from city to city running around
G D
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
G C
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
G D
big as a house, just the right size
G C
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
D G
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
G C
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
G D
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
G C
the portly young lady could stand for no more
D G
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
G C
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
G D
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
G C
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true
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"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
G C
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
G D
neither had looks or appropriate size
G C
he came to his senses, thought to himself,
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"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
G C
he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt,
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they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt
G C
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
D G
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!)
SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!
G C
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
G D
big as a house, just the right size
G C
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
D G
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
G C
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
G D
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
G C
the portly young lady could stand for no more
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grabbed his cojones and went for the door
G C
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies
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Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
